A group of Muslim scholars wants Mecca time to replace Greenwich Mean Time as the world’s default setting, the BBC reports. As Islam’s holiest city lies in perfect longitudinal alignment to magnetic north, scientists told a Qatar conference that Mecca was the “true” center of the earth. GMT, they argue, is a relic of British imperialism, and should be abolished.
This is proof that Fatima doesn’t actually work. Instead, she draws pictures in paint and calls me a jerk.
Take a look at her signature: “Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.” This is probably why no one is afraid of her. Those hamster wheels in her head don’t turn that often.
For the Record, Before I make phonecalls at work, Reza writes to me
MIDDLE EASTERN STANDARD TIME!!! like ten times, so that I’ll say that instead of Eastern standard time. It’s happened once before and I won’t let it happen again!!
Believe it or not I actually enjoy reading the thing these two post.
Comedy, every day!